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STUMPY IS STILL HERE.  I don't think you actually get extra drumsticks though... T_T

China Launches First Gay TV Show:  You know, I've seen enough Chinese TV shows to know that some are pretty gay.  *crickets chirp*  On never mind.  

Also:  Jeremy Clarkson, from Top Gear,  which I've never actually watched, has offended Malaysia.  Just not to Borat-like proportions.  He was criticized last year for agreeing that some car was a bit gay.

Four complaints from viewers have been upheld after he agreed with an audience member that a car was "a bit gay", on a programme screened in the UK in July. The presenter also described the vehicle as "very ginger beer", taken to be rhyming slang for the term "queer".
 

Malaysia is funnier.  Hell, I didn't realize they had cars, let alone made them.  ^_~

In one article, he said its name was like a disease and suggested it was built in jungles by people who wear leaves for shoes.  And on the show, he described it as "unimaginative junk, with no soul, no flair and no passion". He then smashed it, hung it from a crane with a one-tonne weight attached, before blowing it up.


Hee.


Mmmm...sacrilicious.  No, seriously though, a naked chocolate Jesus just sounds wrong.  -_-

We need a news article to tell us we got punk'd.  Actually, it sort of made me feel better.  (I didn't actually fall for those. I fell for something much dumber.)

DRINK YOUR GREEN TEA OR YOU'LL GET AIDS!!  No, really.  I'm using that threat if I ever (God forbid) become a parent.  

;_; Does nothing make you happy, Castro?  Lol  

Mr Castro's article appears in Thursday's edition of Granma, under the headline: "Condemned to premature death by hunger and thirst more than 3bn people of the world."

"the sinister idea of converting food into combustibles was definitively established as the economic line of foreign policy of the United States".
 

I'm not even going to ask where he got his statistics.  I didn't realize the Communists could count that high.  *shrug*  OK.  Whatever.  We're damned if we do, damned if we don't and so I'd rather not pay $2.60 at the pump, forget the starving people.  Lol.  It's just Castro trying to prove he's alive, anyway.  

Now this made me LMAO.  No, seriously, kudos to Bush's speech writers.  They hit the spot.  The article was quite good. 

"I'm MC Rove!"  Is still pretty fucking surreal though.  



Playboy Is Not Pr0n!  At least in Indonesia.  =P

Erwin Arnada oversaw photo shoots and selected revealing pictures for the US magazine, prosecutors argued, but the judge said they were not pornography.

Mr Arnada said the ruling proved "press freedom is respected in this country".

He had argued that the magazine, which went on sale last year, contained no nudity and was tamer than other Western-style magazines also available.

Well see, it isn't really... I like the articles?  LOL.  (No really, some of them are quite good.  P.J. O'Rourke is awesome.)

And finally...

CONDOM TESTERS WANTED!

This made me grin.

Me: "Awesome!  I wanna do it!"
E: "WTF?"
Me: "Condoms make great water balloons!  And people always freak out when I throw them...funny thing that."
E: "..."  *headdesk*
Me: "Wut?"

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