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Unfriends-locked spam [24 Sep 2009|05:16pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Because I like this author.  ^_^

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Barack Obama - [25 Apr 2008|03:35pm]
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JEW-EATING BUNNY [15 Feb 2008|02:10pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

Like Farfur, only not yet killed by the Zionist conspiracy.  And he eats Jews. 

"But I, Assud [pink bunny], will get rid of the Jews, Allah willing, and I will eat them up."

Do note the Hello Kitty, Keroppi, and Snoopy pictures.  And the English.  Apparently Western cartoon characters are OK...In fact, Assud look like a really creepy Easter Bunny I saw last year...ZOMG! 


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Who let the weirdies out? [05 Feb 2008|09:42am]
[ mood | indescribable ]

 More importantly, who sent them in my direction??????

As you might remember, I am a receptionist the poli-sci dept at OSU.  Now I've gotten some weird phone calls, but this one totally wins.  I would like to believe this is a crank call, but there was no laughing and everything was said with a straight tone.   And yea...

Me:  "Good morning, political science, how many I help you?"  <-  See, I can be polite. 
Crazy Lady:  "Political science?  You know about politics right?  Maybe you can answer my questions."
Me: "Err..."
CL:  "Barack Obama and Oprah...do you know if Barack Obama is the anti-Christ?"
Me:  "I don't believe so."  <--Didn't miss a beat.  "But that's not something most people would know."
CL: "Nobody seems to know..." 
Me: "..."
CL: "He isn't American is he?"
Me: "He has to be if he's running for president."
CL: "But he wasn't born here."
Me: "He has to be if he's running for president...his family is from Kenya."
CL: "People from Kenya...what do you call them?  That's African right?"
Me: "...Kenyans, but there are several tribes in Kenya."
CL: "Kenyans.  But they don't believe in Jesus do they?"
Me:  "I know he has some Muslims in his family background."
CL: "Aha! Muslims!  Oh...yea, not anti-christ, Muslims, that what I meant.  Muslims, now they don't believe that Jesus Christ was born of the virgin Mary and is the son of God, do they?"
Me: "No, they don't."
CL: "They just believe he was a prophet."
Me:  "That is correct."
CL:  "Now isn't that a shame?"
Me: "...It's what they believe."  <---So politically correct.  I was being good.  So good.  So very damn good.
CL:  "Now is Islam from Africa?" 
Me: "Errr, no, it's from the Middle East."
CL: "Hmmm.  His mother was African?  Kenyans are Africans, and we call them Africans."
Me:  *reading from Wikipedia* "He was born in Honolulu, his mother was American and his father was Kenyan.  His stepfather was Indonesian and he lived there when he was young."
CL:  "Indonesia?  Is that in Africa?"
Me: "...No, it's Southeast Asia."  <-- The sad part is that it didn't even faze me, I went into "lecturing the stupid child" mode.
CL: "Southeast Asia?  Honolulu?  Wait that sounds funny." 
Me: "...He was born in Hawaii."
CL: "And he's a Muslim?"
Me: "He says he's pretty non-religious."
CL: "The papers says he has Muslim ties in his background."
Me: "I'm sure some of his family is."
CL: "The paper says it!  It says he has Muslim ties!  It's in the paper."
Me: "...OK."  <-- No sense arguing with the crazy. 
CL: "There's something fishy about this."
Me: "..."
CL: "This is all just too confusing.  I'm going to have to ask somebody else."
Me: "OK."
CL: *click*
Me: "..."

Someone missed their daily dosage. 

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For all those junior Iron Chefs... [03 Oct 2007|12:17pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

THIS will be my next project.  

Note:  I think the real terror comes after someone has ingested it.  Hee.  

It's not Kim Jong-Il singing "I'm So Ronery," but it's the closest we're going to get for awhile. 

But I didn't see anything about conjugal visits...  

Ah Burma...anything I wanted to say has been said in this article.  I'm not predicting massive social upheaval any time soon, maybe some concessions and a gradual loss of control by the junta, but no color revolutions.  Here's a site for the opposition, but keep in mind, they are not necessarily unbiased in their news.  On that note, this is the government-sponsored news: it is, of course, the straight unbiased truth filled with catchy rhetoric and insightful comments about those meddling Westerners...  Looks like they haven't updated for a bit.  Lol.  

This just reeks of weird.  I should have a snarky comment, but my mind fails me...

So hydrogen balloons should make cool WMDs or IEDs.  I dunno.  But I remember seeing this and laughing.  Maybe you remember the joke about China's lack of a bluewater navy.  You know, that if they wanted to invade Taiwan, they'd have to swim?  Well this is sort of along those tactics.  One of my co-workers and I had a discussion on what could have made the balloons even more awesome.  I say flaming pigeons.  Either releasing a cloud of balloons with a flock of pigeons, or tying string/a fuse to the pigeon and balloon.  Dinner and a show.

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Happy Birthday Mitts [13 Sep 2007|08:51pm]
[ mood | sick ]

Life= busy as I'm wrapping up at work and preparing to go back to school.  Fortunately, back at school I've have more time to fuck around.  Also am sick.  Full weekends of debauchery will do that to you.

[info]tool_man, Email me  or give me a ring.  There are plots and schemes abound!

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Mock the Week - Vladimir Putin Shirtless Photoshoot [27 Aug 2007|05:21pm]

I was going to go for the BBC video about Russians loving the presidential pecs, but this was so much better.
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;_; [19 Aug 2007|08:26pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

LJ ate my post.  It had bitching and pictures and stuff.

Oh well.


Tree from woodsy-path...

Going to a Within Temptation concert next month.  Details:

Within Temptation
Recher Theatre, Towson, MD
Sat, Sep 8, 2007 07:00 PM 

Should anyone else  be going, it might be fun to meet up?

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Mememememememememe [11 Aug 2007|07:56pm]
[ mood | amused ]


Been busy/tired/nihilistic/PMSing/doing "constructive things/not killing animals/going on adventures/spending money.

I think that sums it up.  


Have been shopping.  When I work I tend to spend more money than I should.  Nowhere near enough to go into debt, but I used to save like 80% of the money I made.  Now it's like....10%.  Lol.  In my defense, I'm still making more than I'm spending?

Anyway, got a haircut, this little Viet lady asked the length I wanted and if I wanted layers.  I agreed and she went to work.  I like it, but it isn't what I was expecting.  It looks best spiked, and as my work requires business casual to wear-a-suit, this probably won't go over well...not to mention the only gel I brought with  me was "colored gel" but "copper" is sort of respectable?  Lol...ponytails for me.  

I love smoked salmon more than any mortal should.  I also like being 21 and going to happy hour.  One beer, some wings, and good conversation makes me happy.  Of course, buying a 6-pack of Heineken and taking it home is also an interesting feeling.  I like Heineken.  (Strong Greek olives go really well with it.  I know that sounds weird...but smoked salmon does not.  Shrimp chips go OK, but they go really well with darker beers...)

Sooooo...tech issues:  

My desktop computer is dead.  I think it's the power supply b/c that hasn't been changed since I got it, and I go through those rather quickly.  The CPU starts up, then dies.  Does that sound like the power supply or the motherboard or "you're fucked?"

Also, I've been looking at external harddrives.  I'm partial to Seagate, and I'm looking at 300+ GB.  (God I have so much pr0n...kidding...sorta.  =P)  Also, I like newegg.com and their prices, but is there any reason I should buy from Best Buy?  Or anyone else?

Also:  I just got a Fujifilm digital camera.  I do love it, but I need an XD memory card.  Ebay pricing isn't much different from Radio Shack unless I get  a 2 GB one which I cannot quite justify...

Disjointed as always...I have new tea.  Expensive tea, but nice tea.  Teavana. 

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Alive...sorta [01 Jul 2007|02:58pm]
[ mood | lethargic ]

I have no motivation to do anything but sleep and eat...but I do like my internship.  I just...lazy.  Traffic here is bad and so I get up very early to go anywhere...so on the weekend...

I am rather incoherent and uninspired as of late.  Oh well.  

There's a lot to do, but maybe not at this moment?  I should but...

Then back to work tomorrow.

The only point to this is to say I am alive.  So you can't desecrate my corpse.  Also, am being cremated to prevent that.  You know who you are.  Cremated does not have anything to do with cream.

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Co~oding want CODEINE...actually it doesn't do much for me. ;_; [01 Jun 2007|05:36pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I hate Vigenere cipher, btw.  I went through a stupid message twice, and the damn thing didn't make sense, and by twice, I mean I had to go through the entire keyphrase twice.

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I'm quite me. [24 May 2007|10:58am]
[ mood | complacent ]


Snake Bursts After Gobbling Gator

Gator: the other white meat.  (No really, it is white.)

Granted, it's old.  But damn.  ^_^

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Happy Happy News~ [22 May 2007|10:41am]
[ mood | amused ]

LOL. Because, you know, I only find cheerful things to comment on.  ^_~

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Jumping on the zombie slaying bandwagon [05 May 2007|12:52am]
[ mood | chipper ]

Have the sibs up. Enjoyable but I forgot how much they whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Brats. Sooooo tired. And poor. But I have child-slaves or something. Lol. We beat the crap out of each other in my front lawn. I miss having younger siblings around. ^_^

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How much do zombies scare you?
Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?
Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?mishiko_shinsei
Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.mr_mitts
Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.dl_bad16
Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.kelles
Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.millennium_majr
Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.mr_mitts
Number of zombies you decapitate.355
Chances you survive the zombie swarm.
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Sensoo Says... [01 May 2007|09:12am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

This made me lol.  

A man welcomes Israelis in front of a swastika - used by Hindus on Bali as a religious symbol - to support Israel attending an Inter-Parliamentary Union meeting in Indonesia.

Intercultural misunderstandings.  Hee.  I must now run to tai chi.  More later, maybe?

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LOLZ [20 Apr 2007|04:03pm]
[ mood | amused ]

No really, AZN racial guilt makes me laugh, and then puke.  But that's OK.  

So...funny story:

Brit grad student interaction:  blah blah blah, I think he finally sort of got me back?

Him: So what does a plane do when it's close to the ground?
Me:  Wut?
B:  Hover?
Him:  No think about it!  What's it doing?
Me: Uhhh...
B: Landing!
Him: No.
Me: Strafing?
B: Crashing!
Him;  No, no!  Really, it's close to the gruond, just there...
*enter W*
B: I don't get it.
Me: Me neither.
W: What?
Him:  There's a plane, close to the ground, what's it doing?"
W: Flying?
Him: Yes!  How?
W: Low?
Him: YES!  Flying low!  Goodbye!

....Oh.  XYZ.  

I was mildly embarrassed, but I laughed and yelled at him.  I've been sniggering about the whole thing since. 

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Mkay, silly rant, because I've been wanting to say this... [20 Apr 2007|01:48pm]
[ mood | irritated ]

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Jumbled: MY MIND IS GONE...like a fart in the wind... [15 Apr 2007|01:40am]
[ mood | hyper ]

Oddly busy. Family still insane. Fuck’em. And not in any sense beyond “kick them into an abyss while screaming “THIS. IS. SPAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTAAAAAA!!!!!”  Went grocery shopping in Columbus for them, to bring them cheap Chinese groceries.  The first thing my dad says when I get there "The safety seal isn't on this!   Why isn't there a safety seal on this!  It's been used!"  Well that's what you get for buying wannabe curry powder at a Chinese store.  No, really, I'm busy, I go there to buy them things and yea..."Why yes, I'm fine, thanks for asking.  Good to see you too."  Etc.  W/e.  It's not like I expect much from them anyway.  I seem to be everyone's errand bitch.  

*shrug*  I suppose I'm too patient/nice/spineless.  Life isn't slowing down and I need to catch up.  Posting on lj really helps...yea...heh. 

Saw Grindhouse last night. It was filled with disturbing imagery and I thought I’d be more bothered than I was? Loved the fake commercials and Freddy Rodriguez was hawt. I find myself sort of wanting a gatling gun for a leg. I dunno. It wasn’t a masterpiece, but it was fun. The end of the second feature was especially satisfying. I think I need to stop viewing such gratuitous violence…I might like it or something. *snerk*

Nana has a robin that comes to the window every day. It’s been there for ten days. Flutters around the window trying to get in. It knows there’s glass there, but I’m not sure if it 1.) Loves people 2.) Wants to nest inside or 3.) Is evil, think Birds. Opie loves it, so I don’t comment either way. Anyone actually experience this and know why?

I had a most satisfying meal of bread, brie, olive oil, boursin, and grapes yesterday. Grapes and brie were made for each other. (Beer and garlic-flavored shrimp chips are also a delightful pair.) The dessert of winegums was rather disappointing. Why the fuck don’t they taste like wine? ;_;

Bought alligator on sale at Wal-Mart. Will cook some tomorrow. I saw the bit about the croc eating the Taiwanese vet’s arm. I figured this might be apropos. ^_~ Alligator aren’t quite crocs, but Taiwanese aren’t quite Chinese? Lol. Two cups of coffee and sleep deprivation make everything funny.  Two cups of coffee, shite...I'm going to be up all night.  

Damn I'm incoherent.  

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Old News [05 Apr 2007|08:54am]
[ mood | LATE FOR TAI CHI ]

But who cares?  

STUMPY IS STILL HERE.  I don't think you actually get extra drumsticks though... T_T

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Bah... [04 Apr 2007|03:03pm]
[ mood | WRATHFUL ]

Fucking computer keeps fucking dry heaving! 

Better someone else's lj than mine.  


EDIT:  ALL RIGHT.  I GIVE.  I WILL STOP TRYING TO POST LJ COMMENTS.  I have to go to creative writing class and bludgeon someone to death with a pretentious half-witted paperback that isn't even mine.  But it's a fearsome thing this piece of work...Godawful in all senses of the word.   

Btw:  Is it lj, or is it me?  

EDIT II: It's lj.  

BTW: Many happy returns to Tea Roses, whatever that means (reruns?  hee).  The lj script has binary syphilis.

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